1. Justin Trudeau Pink shirt, white pants and a selfie stick.
2. Sad Montreal Canadiens Fan All you need is a jersey, a brown paper bag and a re-run of any Habs game from this season.
3. Montreal Stripper / Super Sex Sign All you need is a bikini and a cape.
4. Cop With Clown Pants Just buy a crappy cop costume and wear the brightest and most ridiculous pants you can find.
5. Osheaga Girl So easy to put together, people might not even realize you're wearing a costume.
6. Denis Coderre Find a color printer, a piece of cardboard, and a pillow depending on how big you are.
7. Angry Taxi Driver Get a shirt, write how much you hate Uber on it and you're done.
8. Traffic Cone Wizard Look outside. You see that cone? Of course you do. Stick it on your head and you're done!
9. Ticket Scalper Grab the ticket stubs from whatever last event you attended last, and put on your dirtiest t-shirt.
10. The Infamous Ugly Christmas Tree You just need a Canadian Tire ornament, then you just have to walk around looking sad.
11. Flood Victim Roll up your pants and walk around off balance. (Bonus if you have a sandbag or a bucket)
12. Celine Dion Find a ridiculous dress, cut out the front middle part, grab a hairbrush for a mic and keep singing the titanic song.
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